lunes, 19 de noviembre de 2007

CSI Chilensis

Adivinen qué vi hoy…
En la mañana iba como de costumbre atrasado caminando por Sta. Isabel, cuando de repente noté que había un par de cámaras de televisión, micrófonos de Chilevisión y el canal 13… “pucha ya me encontraron!” pensé jajaja… nah.. ahí me di cuenta de que en la esquina donde se ubica la UTEM habían carteles que decía “En toma” y cosas por el estilo.
Entiende usted porqué, ¿cierto?
A ver, le hago el cuento corto:
Más de alguna universidad últimamente le ha dado por promover carreras que en realidad no existen para llenarse los bolsillos, como “Perito Forense” que ofrecía la susodicha, ya poh, sucede que hace un tiempo se descubrió que esa carrera no tenía campo laboral, nada de nada! Así que quedó la cagá, entenderá usted que a nadie le gusta pagar por ser cesante en un futuro cercano, así que los alumnos decidieron pelear por recuperar su dinero. Posterior a esto vendría la destrucción de la fachada de dicha facultad a manos de los propios perjudicados, con huevos, piedras, pintura y cuanta cosa se les ocurriera, pero la cosa no quedó ahí nomás, hoy en la mañana se la tomaron.
Entonces hoy en la tarde, Diego iba caminando cagado de calor hacia su departamento, cuando notó que en el paisaje había más color verde que el de costumbre… Si, estaba lleno de carabineros acompañados por sus megasords(se acuerda de los power rangers?? XD), léase guanacos, micro verde blindada, autos, y esas camionetas donde se llevan a los flaites, y él ahí al otro lado de la calle queriendo cruzar. En eso se le acercó una señorita carabinera y le indicó que tenía que cruzar por la otra esquina y como Diego es sapo… es re-sapo!, se quedó un rato a mirar si había acción, y en efecto notó que en la azotea del edificio unos carabineros jugaban a la tiña con unos estudiantes que agitaban unos carteles. Luego de mirar un rato, Diego se las dio (nuevamente) de periodista urbano y corrió a su casa a buscar su querida cámara mala. Lástima que al llegar ya se estaban yendo todos, cueck!

Reflexión: Señor estudiante iluso, ¿usted pensó que aquí en Chile la policía investiga como CSI?, no pueh, la cosa nunca fue y nunca lo será, es más, estoy seguro que cuando hay un asesinato tocan el cadáver con bolsas del súper y lo dan vuelta con un palo. A mí también alguna vez me interesó eso del policía CSI, pero lamento decirle que ellos son: Médicos forenses, bioquímicos, tecnólogos médicos, fotógrafos, biotecnólogos y viven y trabajan en un país del primer mundo.
De todas formas que mal por ellos, así que apoyo la toma!

Si quiere ver la única foto semi-decente que alcancé a tomar haga click en el link
de abajo.

20 comentarios:

Nightwen dijo...

csi o.o!!! puxas que es buena esa serie!!!!

Con mi prima (quien me metio el bicho por la serie), hemos hablado más de una vez de como sería un CSI chago xD, pero el asunto en definitiva no resulta. ¿cómo sería el asunto?
a. Detectives megacalificados para encontrar la filomena del crimen??
b. Detectives chantas nu mas, con ponchera tras el flaite de turno??
Mmmm... le falta stayle al asunto xD

Me gustó tu entry!!! Nah que ver eso de andar inventando carreras ¬¬ con nombres bonitos poh!! Ojala que les resulte y vaya bien con la toma a los cauros (ahi nos mantendrá informados nuestro periodista estrella ;) )

Me voy. Que estés bien!

Saludos

Chau

Strangemood dijo...

Pucha pobres cabros... el otro día no + una amiga me comentaba este tema (que yo no veo tele nacional porque va contra mi religión... y no me informo en emol tampoco, por lo que soy un pajarillo de dios =P ) y que lata pos!

A lo que ha llegado el mercado... ofrecer carreras de menttira. Yo tb apoyo la mocha, además que me cargan los pacos que no caxan una. bueno igual hacen su pega no más.
A jugar al corre que te pillo y a la escondida xD


Saludos diego, a nice story ^^
Clau*

noventera&kitsch dijo...

Me gustan las historias de este cabro, tan vivenciales y casuales :D
Y también las etiquetas :P

Fome esta situacion po, ojala consigan algo, aunque la Utem siempre está en huelga, como la Upla :S

Saludos, cucho!

coté dijo...

Ahahah... los CSI chilensis deben ser bien chantas.. pq nunca se sabe quien mato a quien, onda ya y quien mató a hans pozo... yo tb me imagino que contaminan toa la escena del crimen :S y que no buscan bien..

Y uuh! las cs. ambientales.. no
será una carrera inventada?? :S , habrá trabajo?? :S

Ahí dejo mi toque pesimista/malevolo

saludos!!

:)

Ignacio dijo...

Loco... sorry por no opinar de tu entrada... pero te las mandaste con el post. Pareciera que los otros que postearon no leyeron una palabra de lo que dije, porque aconsejaban lo obvio... Lo que escribiste me llegó 100%, la cagó... Gracias y saludos
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Claudio Alvarez Rodriguez dijo...

asi es xile...
oe gracias por el link!
Abarazosos!!

||Kampeta|| dijo...

jajaj que manera de reirme tu cada dia mas cómico Diego las cagas.
Bueno a mi me gustaba lo de forense jaja pero de todas formas no iba a estudiar eso jajaa.
..
uta hablamos como 3 minutos y ricardo y tu se fueron.
Será para la proxima
saludazos

Kampeta

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